When I was the child

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The author: Onions(Bow) Mudishchev
" When I was the child, adults often made me cry the
Tiresome memoirs on what difficult they had a childhood, as it(him)
15 kilometers upwards uphill were necessary to go on foot to school every morning,
And the winter then last the year round, and still they carried 3 younger
Little sisters there on shoulders. At their school there was one cold room, a toilet
Was in a court yard and up to it(him) it was necessary to run kilometer uphill. In this room
10 different classes studied simultaneously, and at all were round
The five though and handles also did not suffice a paper to them, therefore they wrote
Pencils on fields of the newspaper, and clause(article) from this newspaper they at first read
Aloud, patamushto books then too were not, and then used in that
The removed toilet if had time to reach it(him) uphill. Patamushta
Toilet paper then too at anybody was not. Thus they somehow
Had time to help(assist) to clean(remove) to the parents kommunalki and cleaned there
Toilets every day! Besides they cut a wood for fire wood, heated furnaces, and
Cleaned on 5 buckets of a potato in day, patamushta then except for a potato not
Was other meal, but is it(her) it(him) did not give, and at once all took away for
Front. At leisure, they had time to unload cars with this
With potato for 25 copecks at an o'clock also fed on this money all family, in
Which lived 5 - 6 generations of grandmothers. As they had time to do(make) lessons, I not
I understand. Therefore I have promised: when I shall grow, I nizashto shall not become
muchit the children such basnyami! I shall not become zasirat to them brains in occasion of
How it(him) it is easy(light) shchas, and to me then it was difficult! However ... Now I
Has matured and has grown wiser ... And looking back around, I am horrified seeing
Modern youth! You receive all too easily, your mother! I want
To tell, that in comparison with my childhood, you live simply in sranoj
Utopias! As though it was opposite to me, I am simple naprosto
It is obliged to tell: you, today's children, impudently do not appreciate all that you
Have! When I was the child at me not not only the Internet, but also
The TV. If I should to something learn(find out), I should stamp on foot
5 kilometers uphill in the winter in proklyatuyu library and itself to rummage in it(her)
Catalogues and books! Emyla too a fig was not! If it was necessary to me
Someone to write, I did(made) it by the handle, on a paper! And then me it was necessary
To stamp 5 kilometers most on foot through all city uphill in the winter on mail
Also the whole week and left even more while my letter reached up to
The addressee! I any more do not speak about МР3 or Nepster! If it was necessary to me
skommunizdit music, it was necessary most to stamp on foot through all city 5
Kilometers in the winter uphill up to musical shop and to risk there stealing
Huge black grammofonnye disks under nedremanym an eye of a saleswoman! Or
It was necessary to wait all the day that at night to write down music on bobbin
The tape recorder from an air of " the Voice of America " or the Air Forces, and all it
It was specially muffled KGB! And the Jockey could begin the Disk at any moment
The chatter and it was worse sranogo KGB! Wish to listen still about
Difficulties? I could not here so without ceremony as you, to take and load a porno!
It was necessary peret through all city of 5 kilometers in the winter uphill to
Any old izvrashchentsu years 25 which had a collection
The playboy on Polish for 1955 with the pulled out central pictures.
Other pictures were all zalyapany zasokhshej sperm of several
Generations Polish both our onanistov, and frontier guards. Or any
The old maiden of years 29 invited to itself in the evening, reeled up to itself on a neck
Any swan feathers and nazhiralas port, showing me German
The trophy Catalogue of Female Linen for 1935 with Hitler on a cover, for
Own excitation! And all! I khera did not have any another
porna! At me was not any magnificent telephone pribambasov! The second
Lines, an answering machine. And if I somewhere called, and there have been borrowed(occupied), me
It was necessary to call back most! On mnogu time! And I not nyl! At me not
Was and raspoznavatelya numbers! When someone called to us, we had no
The slightest representation about the one who it could be! It could be everybody!
Parents with any idiotic assignment(order), the teacher, that nastuchat
To parents about the passed(missed) day(bottom), or even mentura to cause them for
Conversations about my behaviour! I never foreknew!!! It was necessary to remove
Tube and to risk, ladies and gentlemen! Was not at me and magnificent videogames,
Type of yours Plejstejshn Soni, with 3Д grafikoj! I have played in the first
Videogame in the age of 25 years on work, on the mainframe of EU-1040, and it was
chernobelyj ping-pong! On the monitor 5х5 centimeters. And the software died everyone 3
Minutes because of slabenkogo the processor! But I not nyl also played all 8 hours
The working day! There there was still " a Sea Fight " and falling of asteroids. All
- Black-and-white, any vindov, all in one window! It was necessary to use
Own imagination, features poberi! In this game it was impossible
To win, as there there was only one level of complexity " for
The grand master " and it(he) was not adjusted(regulated)! Was passed(taken place) to play all more quickly,
Did not break yet klava or the player did not perish from heart attack! All
Was as in a real life! At cinemas there were no amphitheaters, all seats
Have been located at one height! And if before you sat down high
The guy - pistets! Kin was not vapshche! Cable TV was not and in a mine! At
Us were only 4 channels which showed all time old
The vegetable rezhneva! You here for 100 channels, have porno, 2 only for
Golf, 5 - other kinds of sports, 2 - only multyashki! 24 hours everyone
Day! To me for multyashek rikhodilos peret on foot through all city 5
Kilometers uphill in the winter! And when there was TV multyashki showed
Current once a week! 1 time! On Saturday in the morning! You hear, that I to you here
I speak, your mother?! I had to wait the WHOLE WEEK to look
sranuyu multyashku, idlers and idlers! That's it! I about it(this) already the whole
Hour I repeat! All gets to you too easily! I Swear, you here all
Are spoiled to the core! You would not survive in 1970 and 5 minutes! "

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